"Sure," Satan said, "I'll cater one last supper." Well. . . . Satan didn't know it was going to be THE Last Supper. Can His Darkness pull through and prove Himself to be one wicked chef? . . or will a surprise visit from the Flying Spaghetti Monster ruin it all?

Before the separation of church and state, the "devil's magic" was a phrase used in vain all too often. Superstition permeated courtrooms, causing wrongful accusations of witchcraft. Can Satan clear up this misunderstanding and demonstrate the true meaning of the "devil's magic?"

In the beginning, Adam and Eve walked the floral trails of God's magnificent, green Earth. The Garden of Eden was pure, unadulterated, lush, and beautiful--the perfect place to spend an eternal honeymoon. But when trouble in paradise arises, a forbidden temptation may be the only thing that can s...

Lord of Darkness for over six thousand years, Satan's work experience is limited to say the least. While on Earth, can this wicked devil secure steady employment? Will He rise in the ranks of corporate America or will His attempts all go up in flames?

Childhood obesity is not to be taken lightly. Can His Darkness summon a killer workout that'll whip these little piglets into shape? With an oink oink here and a squeal squeal there, this ol' Satan's makin' bacon. Oh ho ho ho ho!!!

Satan is a year round, eternal tormentor. . . so His Darkness is not about to move aside for a "seasonal punisher." The Krampus has made Satan's life a living Hell--more than usual--every Christmas. Well not this time!!. Ho. Ho. Ho. Oh, hell no.

An avid soul collector knows a soul when he sees one--even in utero. Though philanthropy is not Satan's forte per se, perhaps ol' Scratch can use his soul detection talents to help make some difficult pro-choices.

Times sure got confusing 21st Century AD. Satan wants to do right and uphold the holy scriptures this time, but nobody obeys Old Testament law anymore. Well Satan's gonna make them obey. He's gonna take them back to the stoning age. "Know what I'm Satan?"

Satan may own the cow, but the milk ain’t free; Roxy has been running up a lot of kink bills. That’s okay, because the Sleazy Ouija can always bail Satan out. . . well not this time. Revenge will be a dish served smokin’ hot. OH, YEAH!!

Elder Ward and Elder Combs have set out to spread the gospel. With the Book of Mormon by their side and the holy spirit in their hearts, they are ready to convert anyone and everyone. Their joyous mission is always full of divine challenges, memorable experiences, and fun surprises. . . but their...

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